tsukiishimakei:

ok this post

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is endlessly entertaining bc half of the people who reblog it are like this

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& then the other half are like this

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  • someone: [makes a reference to Something I Like]
  • me: [comes out of a dark alleyway, snapping fingers rhythmically]

I dunno

astrology-addict:

animentality:

Donald Trump exists…but so does Bernie Sanders

Nash Grier exists…but so does Thomas Sanders.

It’s like the universe can’t have one awful thing with offering something equally as good in return.

Equivalent exchange.

The Sanders Theory

(via marykatewiles)

shamitomita:

weloveshortvideos:

This dog sucks at fetch

“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”

(Source: twitter.com, via mynewurl)

saltycashew:

Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.

(via tyleroakley)

thefault-in-your-face:

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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amazing

damn son tesco just shit on ur whole life

(via tyleroakley)

laughhard:

This woman leads an exciting life

(via mynewurl)

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laughhard:

This woman leads an exciting life

(via mynewurl)

(via desc-end)

maliciousmelons:

i was catfished once….

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